30/1/6

And finally, one for Ron

30/1/6

Mmmmmm China Town mmmmm

30/1/6

Close up of Homer

30/1/6

Homer Simpson, with sugar in his ears, don't ask why!

30/1/6

Monday morning, after Atherton, here's the pics...

And the band played on....

Agenda for change

Agenda for cock up has arrived! And what a cock up it is. Everyone stuffed and everyone appealing, now that's a surprise, not! Everyone's now got 9 extra days holiday with only 2 months to take them in.....Brilliant planning NHS yet again. It suprises me every time how the nhs manages to mess up better than the last time. This is identical to localized pay bargaining again, or are we still under thatcher's government, perhaps so. The number of staff that have left to go elsewhere, or plainly just given up is astounding. Medical secretaries working at the checkout at asda...at least they get 10% off their shopping and none of the crap that goes with the job.

Improving working lives, my arse! The money that this exercise has cost runs into the millions and I bet over 50% of the present NHS debt was caused by this debarcle

27/1/6

Tomorrow is the Bent and Bongs!!! Atherton beer fest to you mere mortals! 9.20 something train from Stafford up to the smoke, there'll be me, Ginger, Jock, Squiffy, Algers, Tiger and Bunny going on this very tricky sortee into the north west frontier of manchestoh!

Gazpacho the band

Me and Dawnie went to see this lot when they supported Marillion at Minehead in 2003, they were bloomin' excellent! Have a look and get their 3 albums!!!Doh!!! www.gazpachoworld.com

26/1/6

Now this is John, just before he orders 3 bowls of chips then wonders why he doesn't "strike-it-lucky" down C-anal Street!

26/1/6 it has been a bit quiet.....

.....hasn't it? Couple of phone pics from last friday's beer trip. Festival was worse than Boddingtons smoothflow! but day out was excellent.

This is where we gate crashed a wedding party in the Marble Arch back room ooooops!

The cat knows why!!!

Freddy Fartpants, or Fox Vomit on Carpet for you King Crimson fans, knows when not to look

Oooops

Best have a picture of the chunky monkey

!!

Line dancing in her own line!!!

19/1/06

Whoose idea was the beer? Thank heavens for....lemsip max in a sachet!!!



John, you are now famous, you have appeared on the blog! And where the f*ck were you last night then?

Was it really just Gazpacho?

Now if you wan t to learn to play the title song, here's the guitar music http://www.marillionmusic.co.uk/afraidofsunlight/gazpacho.txt

18/1/06

Been toooooo busy to post so while I've got 5 mins before the reps start rolling in, here are the plans:

Friday 2 something train to Manchester winter beer festival hic

Saturday recovery

Sunday united vs the scouse cheating b'stards

Week saturday, 28th, Bent and Bongs beer fest at Atherton hic

And eeyore, dont let your missus catch downloading all that filth!

10/1/6 take 4

And this is how it should be done, are you watching now children?

10/1/6 take 3

This is what we think of crappy spaccky go lucklabs and easy to use and fix other stuff!

10/1/6 take 2

You may end up like...

10/1/06

Well, if you drink this.....

We're Only Making Plans for Gazpacho

Saw you walking on your velvet lawn
Is it lonely on the moon?
You took a dive and swallowed all you could
Did you drink too much too soon?

Nothing left for you to fight about
And no one wants to see you try
The nearest neighbours are a mile away
Does the ocean hear you cry?

Punching at the sky
They say the King is losin' his grip again
They said you're bullet proof, they said you feel no pain
It seems the hero is misunderstood again

Is it love or is it surgery
Makes her seem so ill at ease
As she's begging you to please calm down
In her silk Armani on her knees

Did you carry out those threats I heard
Or were you only playing macho?
And the stains on her Versace scarf
Were they really just Gazpacho?

They say the King is watching his back again
They say the King is losing his grip again
Raging like a bull to an empty ring
D'you think they will forgive a hero anything?

Now the ring is just a band of gold
And your wife needs police protection
While you're sparring with the journalists
You're trying to win back her affection
Is this what it means to be a man
Boxing up all your emotion
So now she's gone and you're alone at last
You can tell it to the ocean

They say the King is losing his grip again
They say the King is countin' his numbered days
You never lost a fight in your whole life
You never had no trouble sleepin' through the night
The bottle and the doctor get you through the day
The boys who run the house'll make it all okay
You think they will forgive a hero anything
Maybe Hollywood
But maybe then again

Now the ring is just a band of gold
Drive the road We're Only Making Plans for Gazpacho

We're Only Making Plans for Gazpacho

We're Only Making Plans for Gazpacho

6/1/6 Captain Slog

I forgot to mention to Mr PB (Pump Bitch) that his old apprentice, Frank 24/7-not Casey, was in yesterday, putting right all those things that Ian promoted so vigourously, and have failed on such a regular occurance. New gas bench yesterday Ian, you don't see Peaky fitting them now do you!?! And make sure you don't stain that chair of mine!!!

6/1/6

It's funny if you slag something off on here, the adsense https://www.google.com/adsense/ picks up on it. I slag off the provider of the most adverts and least sport per pound, except repeats i.e. the dirty digger and then there are adverts for sky tv. So in the same way, http://www.cap-recruit.co.uk/ This company gave us somebody that didn't turn up, no excuses nothing, and Jonny Superstar. Well what a good company to get staff from.....not!!!!

6/1/06

Just checked the calander, and nothing on :-)) apaart from being on call :-(((

Thought I might facilitate a team building exercise to promote the mission statement to its fullest potential using the demographic information http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/ or perhaps not then. Remember Gary, there's no 'I' in 'team' but there is in "TIT", what a merchant banker he became!!!

Heard off the grapevine, Peaky, that Jonnie Lonne Gone Again didn't get the Blackpool job, well all I can say is lucky Blackpool. £71,676 we paid in agency fees in the 15 months he was here, and what did he produce, apart from methane and sleep apnea? Absolutele diddley-squat!!!

Something for the weekend sir?

I almost forgot http://www.neilmallett.drink.to and of course http://uk.geocities.com/neil_mallett/personalpageblue.html

Hours of amusement, fun for the kids all day long, drive in/through/up burger brothel, 11 pin skittle alley, all the fun of the clap, all on 1 site, or is that 2?

Manchester Beer festival Friday 20th Jan http://www.camra.org.uk/SHWebClass.asp?WCI=ShowCat&CatId=644

Atherton Beer festival Saturday 28th Jan http://www.camra.org.uk/SHWebClass.ASP?WCI=ShowDoc&DocID=12648

Or be a REAL ANORAK http://www.marillion.com

Or be a boring anorak http://www.camra.org.uk

Or be a REAL PLAYER http://www.real.com


But totally ignore real tennis http://www.real-tennis.com/history/main.html

4/1/06

First of the new year, happy old humbug or something similar, ooooer I'm all confused.

May have sobered up, but still not sure yet, don't know what happened over the festivities, no-one has told me what happened yet.

Cakewalk sonar 5 arrived yesterday http://www.cakewalk.com/Products/SONAR/studio.asp, but as I wasn't there Mr DHL will have to come again http://www.dhl.co.uk